Friday, October 3, 2008

Success! Pakistan At War

Pakistan vs Taliban: Round 1

Finally, someone got the hint that peacetime is for girls. Pakistan, after having their shit ruined and their face blackened by terrorist attacks (they got the Marriott!), has finally manned up and decided to lay the smackdown on the Taliban.

I want to be more enthusiastic about this, but the idiot new president of Pakistan has declared before the UN that this fight is Pakistan's alone, and not, in fact, America's to fight. I disagree on the grounds that every fight is America's. Don't be hoarding this shit, Pakistan, war should be for everyone, just like peace. Think about it. We're already in the Middle East, we have big guns and missiles, and you want us to just sit on this stuff? Share the damn wealth. Actually, why am I even thinking that we'd ask? Like Pakistan knows what's best for Pakistan. We know what's best for Pakistan: lots of killing things.

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