Russia Opposes Progress

By Progress I Mean War

What the hell, Russia? I had all this faith in you, you went around blowing up Georgians for being uppity, and now you're dismantling your checkpoints ahead of time and pulling out of the country you're supposed to be invading. You will never take over the world at this rate.

Not only that, but you allowed this deal to be brokered by France? That's your problem right there, listening to the French. They had it right for about ten seconds when Napoleon was around, but they really haven't contributed anything else to the war effort, and that makes them subhuman, maybe also women.

I know economic times are hard, Russia, but that never stopped Germany. Steal all of Georgia's weapons and get your head back in the game, I'm tired of all this whining and slacking.

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