We sent an envoy to try and dissuade North Korea from restarting its nuclear weapons program. While talks have been going on for centuries (little known fact: Jesus converted his followers by threatening them with the atom bomb), North Korea has only recently made it known that they don't give a fuck what we think, and actually, yeah, they do want to be terrorists. On one hand, I support their decision, because terrorism generally means having full rein to kick the shit out of any country that pisses you off, but on the other hand, fuck them, they are North Korea and we will ruin them.
The envoy returned to America with protestations of not wanting to talk about what transpired, but he did say it was not very favorable.
"“I don’t want to say I am satisfied. I just tell you that they were lengthy, they were really detailed and very substantive,” Mr. Hill told reporters. He said his talks focused on the “issue of the verification protocol,” but added, ‘I don’t want to talk about progress.”"
Allow me to translate: "They told me to go fuck myself. Then they said for me to go fuck my mother, and that they didn't care what the US thought because their Dear Leader is sick and they are throwing their chips all in before he dies. Then they beat me."
At least, I am hoping that's what happened. I don't know how many more reasons we need to start bombing North Korea off the face of the world. Think about it, America. A nice little American colony right in the middle of Asia. You can enjoy the cheap hookers of Thailand and the strawberry-scented toilets of Japan at the drop of a hat while living in the protectorate state of Americorea. Maybe you'll get a little radiation poisoning but mutants are awesome, so it's all good. It's them or us, anyway, and who do you think the first casualties will be if North Korea takes over? The dogs. Go to war for your pets before they become tomorrow's dinner.
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At least, I am hoping that's what happened. I don't know how many more reasons we need to start bombing North Korea off the face of the world. Think about it, America. A nice little American colony right in the middle of Asia. You can enjoy the cheap hookers of Thailand and the strawberry-scented toilets of Japan at the drop of a hat while living in the protectorate state of Americorea. Maybe you'll get a little radiation poisoning but mutants are awesome, so it's all good. It's them or us, anyway, and who do you think the first casualties will be if North Korea takes over? The dogs. Go to war for your pets before they become tomorrow's dinner.
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