Putin Declares, "Chavez Is My Homeboy"
Russia has offered to help Venezuela with its own nuclear program, which along with North Korea and Iran means we're all right back to fearing the imminent dropping of the atom bomb somewhere. The good news is that the chance for mutations resulting in superpowers has just skyrocketed.
This is not a new development, since unbeknown to most, Russia and Venezuela have been courting each other for a while. The real news is what will happen to the Russians when they are exposed to the sunlight in the Caribbean for their Russo-Venezuelan military exercises? Do they burst into flames? Shrivel up? Become inexplicably sexy, causing countless Americans to question whether Russian rule would be so bad after all? No one knows. However, one thing is clear and that is Russia having a base so close to the US is obviously not a good idea.
The answer is easily solved, though. Assassinate Chavez and put a Mexican in his place for half the salary and twice the productivity, then commandeer those Russian vessels and reoutfit them as the next big thing in the Royal Caribbean cruise line.
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