Friday, September 19, 2008

North Korea Gets Uppity

North Korea Says, "Fuck You, America"

Kim Jong-Il, Dear Leader of North Korea, suffered a stroke recently, but it seems like it is business as usual in the Far East as North Korea told America, "Fine, don't take us off your terrorist list. We actually want to be on it. You see this nuclear complex we dismantled? Yeah, that shit is back on line."

Either Kim Jong-Il is now crazy (like a fox) and throwing his weight around as much as he can before he kicks off, or the military is slowly taking over and making his decisions for him while he remains a vegetable. Either way, what is fully for certain is America is no longer the scary threat we once were. Russia, China, Iran, Venezuela, North Korea...pretty soon even Mexico is going to be talking back. We better get our economy back on track and stop fucking around in countries that are screwing us (just let Iran deal with Iraq, eh?) or soon we're going to be like that husband who beats his wife and then is shocked when she files for a divorce and A-bombs his car.

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Movie Review: Righteous Kill

Al Pacino and Robert de Niro do what they do best, namely be badasses. If you want to see a movie about two old guys acting like old badasses, then this is a good movie to see. If you want any sort of mystery or moral, don't bother, because it seems like everyone in the movie was messed up beyond belief. I did strongly identify with the girl who liked to get her ass kicked as a turn-on, but then she turned out to be a whiner when she actually got her ass kicked and didn't enjoy it. Hypocritical whore. The film is also disconcerting, not because of any message it sends but rather because it is a little difficult to decide whether it is reasonable to still find Pacino and De Niro attractive (my answer is yes). Overall, an entertaining if somewhat emotionally and mentally vacuous film.

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