North Korea Wants to Be Bombed

North Korea Bars Inspection, I Hope For Violence

North Korea has barred any inspection of the plants which will facilitate the building of nuclear weaponry, further cluing in the world that either they're just as good at bullshitting as Iran, or they really want to go to war. Whichever it is, they are clearly stating one fact: they really want to be bombed.

Washington claimed the act was "very disappointing," which is the understatement of the century. This shit is ridiculous, and if we can invade Iraq for crimes against humanity, surely we can bomb North Korea off the map for being assholes. Do we even need a reason to go to war anymore? Come on, North Korea is making us look bad, Kim Jong-Il is probably laying up on his deathbed, and what has North Korea done for us lately? Now is the time to strike, while they're confused and haven't quite reinstated their nuclear programs. It's not like we have to get involved in a big long struggle like Iraq; just bomb them and leave. It's a solid plan. Everyone knows South Korea is the only part of Korea worth saving anyway.

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